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Channel: MISS DERMARK'S LITERARY RAMBLES

VERDI'S OTELLO IN THE LEGEND OF HOLLY CLAUS

 She lifted her chin defiantly and changed the subject. “What are we hearing tonight?”“Otello.” He shrugged. “Not quite as cheerful an evening as I had hoped, though de Reszke is sure to be good.”Holly...

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UNA MAPIRISA QUÉ RIZA QUÉ RISA

 UNA MAPIRISA QUE RIZA Y QUÉ RISAPOEMA PRIMAVERAL**************************En la marirronda de las mapirosas,maricuriosea una marirrosa.Traía un vestido muy mariposeado,pero un viento loco se lo ha...

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YO QUIERO SER FUNCIONARIO

 YO QUIERO SER FUNCIONARIODe Electric Banana Bandtraducción de Sandra Dermark16 de abril, MMXXV******************************Un día, mamá preguntó:"¿Qué vas a ser tú de mayor?Tal vez un audaz...

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Catkins: an Easter Legend

 Ever hear of the lovely Polish legend about how weeping willow trees saved some drowning kittens who were chasing butterflies and fell into the river? The trees reacted to the mother cat’s cries for...

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hedonismus consequens

 hedonismus consequensDiisa liire han-ich gahöötart auzamm achtzane acht-manade im-me jaare 2002fan littarn-maarket vomm Oliverin pruzziaan und in latàin,und hèmmest in zimbrisch òch:Antì-am-bòtta an...

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ANCHO CIPOTE, QUIJOTE, SANCHO

 Ancho cipote, cipote anchoAncho cipote, cipote anchoAncho es mi cipotecomo el eje de un camiónFuerte y vigorosocomo el brazo de StalloneY siempre está de chanzacon su inseparable amigo el cojónAncho...

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SLUGHORN, SLOGANS, AND HOBSON-JOBSON

 For World Book Day, I present for you an etymological rabbit hole that has everything: Hogwarts, British actors, warcries of the Thirty Years' War, and even McDonald's. The connection? Slogans and...

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ELEANOR AND MARBLE

  A very touching cat story .. <3 In the spring of 1910, in a quiet English village lined with cobblestone streets and ivy-covered walls, there lived a young lady named Eleanor. She was known for...

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TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, SAILOR

 Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief,Or what about a cowboy, policeman, jailer, engine driver, or a pirate chief?Or what about a ploughman or a keeper at the zoo,Or...

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CAPERUCITA - Para el día de la Madre

CAPERUCITA de Teresa Wills Montt ¡Caperucita Roja!¡Pobre muñeca rubia, cuya historia tanto hemos escuchado sin penetrar nunca la tragedia de su alma de flor!Como ustedes saben, Caperucita era buena,...

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MAMÁ ES UN SOL

 MAMÁ ES UN SOL Por Sandra Dermark Sé que suena muy cliché, pero lo repito: MAMÁ ES UN SOL.Ella me dio la vida, igual que el Sol da la vida a la Tierra.Ella me da todo su cariño, igual que el Sol da...

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EMMA AND WHISPER

 She entered the world as quietly as she rests now—no loud cries, no grand announcements. Just a small bundle of fur, born on a rainy night, hidden away in a cardboard box behind an old bakery. The...

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PAROLLES AND THE RUSSIANS

 PAROLLES AND THE RUSSIANSSHAKESPEARE, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.The reason why I have chosen to share this hilarious Shakespearean scene is because the First Soldier is pretending to be a translator,...

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MY BLACKBERRY IS NOT WORKING

 My BlackBerry is not working... LMAO. There are also Apples and an EggsBox in this sketch. Imagine if a shop for technology gadgets is actually a fruit shop.

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TODOS A LA SAUNA

 TODOS A LA SAUNA (BARA BADA BASTU)Traducción de la entrada de Suecia en Eurovisión 2025Canción original por el trío cómico KAJ (pronunciado "kai"): Kevin, Axel y JakobTraducción de Sandra Dermark, 16...

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CROSSDRESSING IN "BARLAAM AND JOSAPHAT"

 Sometimes they (maidens, "beautiful and comely girls") would exhibit themselves in male disguise, sometimes put on armour and parade in front of him (prince), or else they would take on the guise of...

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THE DRAGON, THE RATS, THE HONEY

 Here we have an allegory or parable that has been told since the dawn of times. It appeared first in the Hindu Mahabharata and in the sayings of the Buddha, and made its way westward with the Silk...

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CARTA DE AMOR DE TU GATO

 **"Si tan solo supieras – Una carta de amor de tu gato"**Nunca me escuchaste hablar, pero te conté mil historias, con cada parpadeo lento, cada roce suave de mi cuerpo contra tus piernas, cada...

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MAGICAL ANGELS OF CULLA CASTLE

Juliet Capulet, cat lover and party girl and Guardian of Earth. Taurus. Phlegmatic. Raven hair and hazel eyes. In black and gold when she transforms. With ADHD. Left at boarding school by her scheming...

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MEET THE ARTIST (BLOGGER)!

 Meet the artist (blogger)Sandra Elena Dermark Bufi Half Spanish 🇪🇸 half Swedish 🇸🇪33 years oldENFP / 7w6Ace/Aro ♠️Autism (verbal) 🧩, ADHDSun in Aquarius (31/01/1992), Ascendant in Virgo, Moon in Leo...

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FELLOWSHIP OF THE GEMS

 Ever since Moominmama and Moominpapa (and Snorken) died when their flying machine crashed on the Snowy Mountains, Moomin and Snorkmaiden live together in Moomin House (with Little My) and struggle...

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TRES DUENDES CON GABARDINA

 TRES DUENDES CON GABARDINA (THREE KOBOLDS IN A TRENCHCOAT)Traductora Sandra Dermark9 de junio, MMXXV.......  Cuando los taberneros cerraban su local,un alto caballero entró, y le costaba andar Apuesto...

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VA EL VIENTO MI NOMBRE A CANTAR

 VA EL VIENTO MI NOMBRE A CANTAR (När vindarna viskar mitt namn)Por Thomas Holmstrand y Linda DahlTraducción de Sandra Dermark 15 de junio, MMXXV,......Atrapado en tinieblas, no veía la luzaunque todo...

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IS LORD FATIMORE A...?

 Victorian novel A Peep Behind the Scenes surprised me with its secondary characters, in particular John Thomas and Lord Fatimore:Reading A Peep Behind the Scenes and laughing with John Thomas (because...

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4 HUNGRY CHICKS (FOLK SONG)

 THE HUNGRY CHICKS. Said the first little chicken, With a queer little squirm, “I wish I could find A fat little worm ! ” Said the next little chicken, With an odd little shrug, “I wish I could find A...

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